Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to
them, a single red rose! Jack sat up and saw his clothing in front of him, all
clean and pressed. He looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So was the rest of the house. He took th aspirins, and
cringed when he saw a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then ne noticed a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from hid wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast
is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner
tonight. I love you, darling!"
He stumbled to the kitchen and sure enough, there was hot breakfast, steaming
hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table, eating.
Jack asked, "Son, what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the
coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black
eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so
clean? I have a rose, and breakfast in on the table waiting for me?"
His son replied, "Oh THAT!! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!!"
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Glad you liked it. I thought it was cute.
Ah!!!! Something to look forward to!
What a surprise ending, very unexpected! We all know the way to a woman's heart!
hahah. Smart man!
I have to agree with you there.
Reminds me of the stories of my favorite writer O Henry.
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Cute.
Lol!! This is a good one Nancy!! Hehehe
Jenn
Thanks, Jenn. I thought it was funny.
LMAO! I LOVED IT! it's hilarious and soo amazing!
It is pretty amazing, isn't it. I wonder how long it took to paint that sucker. :-) Thanks for stopping by.