Morning Sex by gapeach on Blogster

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On 1 week ago

MORNING SEX

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.He walked in; She turned and said,

You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,'
and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'

She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'

magicdragonfly2 said 6 months ago

LMAO here...Very funny!!!! I needed that!!! :-)
gapeach said 6 months ago

Thanks! I got a good laugh out of it too. LOL!
janetk said 6 months ago

Oh, that's a good one!
gapeach said 6 months ago

Thanks, Janet.
angiedw said 6 months ago

LOL. I just finished reading it to my hubby! He grinned that silly grin of his and said, "If you use me, I guess you would have to cook a turkey." Dream on big dog!
gapeach said 6 months ago

Smart guy and a quick thinker.
anacoana said 6 months ago

I love what angiedw posted.

This has me still laughing.

Thanks
gapeach said 6 months ago

Obviously Angie's husband has a sense of humor!
nwfprison said 1 months ago

LOL.... Needed a laugh thanks